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REMEMBER THAT IT´S ALL ABOUT BALANCE! DON´T FORGET TO LAUGH!
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 * I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
 * When chemists die, they barium.
 * Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
 * A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
 * I know a guy who´s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
 * How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
 * I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
 * This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I´d never met herbivore.
 * I´m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can´t put it down.
 * I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
 * They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O
 * A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
 * PMS jokes aren´t funny. Period.
 * Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
 * Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there´s no pop quiz.
 * Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
 * I didn´t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
 * How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
 * What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
 * When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
 * What does a clock do when it´s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
 * I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
 * Broken pencils are pointless.

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